Source: Mikeysfunnies.com

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FUN THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR WHILE BORED

~ When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

~ Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

~ Swat at flies that don’t exist.

~ Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”

~ Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.

~ Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

~ Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

~ Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

~ Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!”

~ Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”

~ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

today’sTHOT============================

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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